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"My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."


SO MUCH YES TO THIS GIF
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I choked on my water.

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Happy National Tequila Day! We hope you’re drinkin’ margaritas today!
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 
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“My God I would kill to make you smile" |  La Dispute 
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